KNOW YOUR PLACE

It won’t be right,

‘Twill be a sin,

‘Till all men,

Are in the bin.

Too long they’ve reigned,

Done so much wrong,

And little right,

Men – begone!

Keep the lid on,

Turn a deaf ear,

Don’t let them out,

Ignore their shout.

‘Tis time for women,

To right the wrong,

Of male domination,

So keep them gone.

The time is right,

Women must rule,

Think otherwise?

You are a fool.

Welcome ladies,

Lead the way,

Control the world,

On this new day.

I salute you all,

And sadly grin,

At my male mistakes,

From inside the bin. (19/3 on ‘Me Too’.)

BALANCE

It’s only good,

It’s only fair,

If domestic-ally,

Men do their share.

Don’t make excuse,

And do not fudge,

Be a man,

Share the drudge.

Sweep the floors,

Do the dishes,

Don’t leave it all,

To the missus.

Share everything,

Don’t be a sod,

Be equal,

In the eyes of God.

Domestic bliss,

Will come to you,

If you each share,

In all you do.

Poor Old Henry