Cometh the crocodiles
The encroachment of crocodiles on our city is not really amusing. It is becoming both sinister and relentless. These front running incidents may be the forerunner of a crocodile assault by land and water. What might happen if at some time (God forbid) there is a natural disaster that loosens the security around Crocodylus Park, the Crocodile Wildlife Park and other places. Should that happen the word ‘swarm’ might apply to any resultant reptilian outbreak.

This is not funny at all!
No, is not meant to be funny. Far too many people have been impacted by crocodiles in the NT and Australia.