There is someone here,

And someone there,

But wokeists, wokeists everywhere,

In every state and territory,

Showing us the better way,

Of accomodating every deed,

Of modernists’ every need,

Enlightening, showing us the way,

To live in society today.

Mores and beliefs that once were held,

From life wokeists have now expelled,

In ‘Wokeland’ now I find my home,

Safe and happy I’ve become,

Living life so gay and free,

Prudish times are history,

What was, has faded clean away,

New tides of wokelife are here to stay