I am…

Putting off spending money because I want to feel rich.

Putting off collecting the mail so I don’t get any bills.

Putting off going to church because I don’t want to feel like a sinner.

Putting off cleaning the car because it is so hot.

Putting off going to the doctor because I don’t want bad health news.

Putting off doing my taxes because I don’t want to know how much extra I will have to pay.

Putting off mowing the lawn because it will only grow again.

Putting off doing things because I am a dreamer and a procrastinator.