I dreamt last night that mine was the best job in Australia. I had been appointed ‘Senior Carpet Manager’. It was my job to coordinate the efforts of my team, who were charged with the responsibility of rolling out the red carpet in front of our Prime Minister and then rolling it up behind him as he traversed its length. In my dream, it was just the BEST, most rewarding job.

Then I woke to discover that my position was but a dream. Today, I feel disappointed and let down that this dream was not a reality, for we have a leader that I am sure most Australians hold in the highest regard.