He basks in the wan sunlight
Thinking thoughts sweet
Smoking a fag
The Englishman Skeet
Needed a wife
Girls ran a mile
Thought of the web
Smiled a wee smile
Doctored a pikki
Then slimmed and tall
Posted his image
To the girls of the world.
In remotest Australia
Girl needed a man
To cosset and cherish
Heart lonely and lean
She longed for a rooster
Quiet moments to share
Being a Catholic
She turned to prayer
She held in her soul
The greatest of fears
She’d not snare a man
Tho’ caught up by years
She went to confess
To the priest in the box
Told of her wish
“Pull up your sox”
Words inspired and wise
“Look for a mate
By searching the skies”.
And that’s how it is
That girl caught her ace
From lonely hearts searching
In cyberspace.
Happiness and enduring love can come from the sky.