DATA IS GOOD

Data, data, data.

We need it more and more,

Cauterise and analyse,

Children and students bore.

Go purely academic,

Trash holistic education,

Testing is all that counts,

Sell that to our nation.

Personal skills are for the birds,

They don’t boost statistics high,

Saturate with endless tests,

At least one each day is nigh.

Fun and laughter, happiness,

Dangle not learning carrots,

Motivation is a waste of time,

Teach children to be parrots.