PRIORITIES

America school’s crumble and fall,

Resources are stretched and that isn’t all,

Education is failing,

Educators are wailing,

Their dollars have gone to The Wall.

EXTINCTION

‘Me Too’ is a loud global cry,

One causing all men to sigh,

Being male is a sin,

It’s time to leap into the bin,

Maleness is set to die.

WELLNESS

There once was a man who drank grog,

Clouded his brain just like thick smog,

Then one fine day,

He gave it away,

Now he’s never as sick as a dog.