ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND THE WORLD (GO OUR POLLIES)

Flying here, flying there,

On VIP flights everywhere,

Zoom and online contact is out,

Meetings are excuses to fly about.

No need to save, economise,

Splashing dollars is no surprise,

They travel here then travel there,

Without functions abroad they would despair,

Pollies should be free to roam,

Leave distasteful things behind at home,

When they return ‘twill be for a day,

Till another excuse to fly away,

We might whinge, grizzle, complain,

But they will be voted in again,

To meet and frolic all around,

Everywhere ‘cept Australian ground.