NO WAY UBER.

UBER away,

We don’t need you here,

When needing a taxi,

It’s always so near,

Comes within in minutes,

Of a call to their line,

Glad, willing service,

From ten score at least nine,

Taxi’s so clean,

Inside and out,

Keen, willing drivers,

From the rooftops I shout,

“Do we need UBER?

No jolly fear,

We cannot better,

Our taxi’s right here”.