Self evaluation by Poor Old Henry

FAT IS NOT FAIR

My name is Henry and I am too fat,

I feel so, SO ashamed of that,

I haul in my tummy with my belt,

Wishing I was trim and svelte,

Alas it seems that’s not for me,

My tummy’s shape is the letter ‘b’.

I don’t each much and drink no grog,

Get about – I am no log,

I wish my looks could better be,

Fat and flab are glued to me,

I envy those who eat heaps and snigger,

At my looks – I just get bigger,

Things to me seem so unjust,

Why do I look like I will bust

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