PRIORITIES

Sugar is good for your health,

Dieticians deprive you by stealth,

Have you not heard,

They sway you by word,

Your clinic visits add to their wealth.

WHY TAKE MENS’ CROWNS

Men like to smoke and to booze,

This causes them money to lose,

What they take via the mouth,

Sends their health spinning south,

Ladies please, a better way choose.

PRIORITIES

America school’s crumble and fall,

Resources are stretched and that isn’t all,

Education is failing,

Educators are wailing,

Their dollars have gone to The Wall.

EXTINCTION

‘Me Too’ is a loud global cry,

One causing all men to sigh,

Being male is a sin,

It’s time to leap into the bin,

Maleness is set to die.

WELLNESS

There once was a man who drank grog,

Clouded his brain just like thick smog,

Then one fine day,

He gave it away,

Now he’s never as sick as a dog.