Net Zero a Fiction

Please Chris Bowen
Please don’t shirk
From the reality that
Net zero won’t work.
Not now, not ever
We’ll live to wail
For Net Zero is
A phantom trail,
A dream with mystic
That will send
Us to the wall
With tragic end

Bowen’s Illusion

There was a minister named Bowen
Whose energy policy has shown
It may be so wrong
But it will go on and on,
Until our economy’s blown