Playing with warships

• There is a possibility and 50% probability that Russian warships are circling Taiwan to:
• Let off fireworks to celebrate the New Year in a way that embraces the Island.
• Execute a fugurative maypole dance. 
• Pretend Taiwan is a castle in the middle of a moat.
• To pretend that they are playing ring-a-rosy.
• To enable the development of a close-up and personal relationship to develop between members of the Chinese navy and the coastal dwellers of Taiwan.