Sir Kier,

Sir Kier,

You speak so well,

At the podium it seemed,

With pride you did swell,

As you pronounced your abstention

From involving as well

In the Iran schnozzle

Now on the boil

Sure to impact 

With huge human toll.

Good old Sir Kier

Said to the crowd

In educated tones

Both cultured and loud

That the UK stood clear

Of taking sides in the war

The Iranian born audience

With approval did roar.

Fantastic Sir Kier

Has dispatched for good

Traditional Anglo culture 

For which the UK once stood.

In its new age of confusion 

Past leaders would quail

“We left you the gift of our country

But you flounder and fail.”