Could I please volunteer my services to assist in crime management for a week?

I would be happy to accept the position of Corrections Minister on an honorary basis and would be willing to volunteer the required 168 hours.

I would have sole responsibility for the corrections process and guarantee that, by the end of that week, there would be a drastic reduction in offending, with recidivism reduced by at least 80%.

My approach would also hold parents fully responsible and accountable for the actions of their offspring.

There would be no discounting of responsibility on the basis of mitigating circumstances or the excuse of race, colour or creed.