THE AMERICAN CHORUS OF JOYFUL ALLEGIANCE

COMING SOON

To be introduced into all American schools and classrooms from preschool to tertiary institutions.

To become an educational institution on June 14 2026, the day this great leader celebrates his eightieth birthday and joins the octogenarian ranks as its most important member of all time.

To become a prescribed chorus to be sung three times in every learning environment during the first ten minutes of every school day or at the start of the first lecture on any university day.

To be learned and sung in English.

The last line of each stanza is to be sung with enthusiastic gusto. 

To be sung at the commencement of all celebrations – concerts, graduations, sporting fixtures, board meetings, staff meetings, and so on, before following proceedings begin. (To be, in essence, accorded the same import as ‘Welcome to Country obligations in Australia.)

To be incorporated into the benedictions and conclusions of all religious services, except for weddings, where it will be sung as a part of matrimonial proceedings.

To be included in the recordings of bedtime ‘talking bears’ and other cuddly toys that children listen to before they go to sleep.

To become an inherent part of all screen savers on all devices used by members of the American population. 

The Tribute – to be sung with sincerity, feeling, and from the heart.

Donald John Trump,

Donald John Trump,

We praise the Lord every day,

For DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

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