• Let him be bourne by bier across America’s Route 66.

• Let there be relays of bier carriers to bear him a distance of one mile to the next set of biet carriers from the beginning to the end of his journey.

• Let him rest in opulent surroundings at the end of each day from tgevsradt to the end of his journey.

• Let there be street parades in his honour as he passes through town and city after town and city.

• Allow all students from preschool to high level tertiary gather along the way to salute this greatest of all men.

• Let him be conferred with honorary doctorates awarded by every university through whose territory he traverses.

• At the end of his journey let him be given the freedom of New York, to be renamed Trumpville.