your ideal week.

The best week is still ahead. I will welcome it when it arrives.

No domestic violence.

No theft from shops.

No ram raids.

No theft and burning of vehicles.

No ambulances called to fights.

No drunken brawls.

No gambling.

No smoking or vaping.

No gambling on tables or on pokies.

No cheating.

No bitching or snitching.

No racial abusing.

No truancy from school.

No Mickey Mouse university qualifications.

No more use of the ‘f’ word.

No more hooning.

No more slavery to devices.

No more scarifying comments on social media.

No more brutish behaviour on sporting fields.

No more disregarding of conventions.

No more putting self above others.

No more dust.

No more interminable barking of dogs.

No more of countries wasting billions of dollars on the race to space.

No more looting.

No more spending on wasteful projects.

No more government robbing of the ants in order to support the grasshoppers.

No more famine, disease and pestilence.

No more construction that does not meet strict building codes.

No more ugliness of ambition

And the list goes on.

I feel my idyllic week is a long way into the future.